Schoolgirl crush

I can’t help it. I am 27 years old going on 13, and I have a schoolgirl crush. The last time I had a silly crush was forever ago. Anyway, just like a 13 yr old, I do not have the guts to actually send this imaginary note to a real life boy. I mean Man.


Dear ________,

You seem to be a live by the moment type of guy. So live life. Meet me in Hawaii.

Have a break from the rat race in exchange for a few sunny beach-filled days. Have some sno-cones with azuki beans, technicolor sunsets, mai-tais with little umbrellas, seashells by the seashore. Have some cheese in your life. Have me.

Memorial Day Weekend, 2006. Veronica is marrying Phil.
And I want you to be my date.







Yours,

Jchu

If I were truly a live by the moment girl, I would take the chance, send the note and say, “screw it if the boy thinks me crazy.”

Instead 27 yr old logic supercedes childish daydreams.

Hence this retarded post.